whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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