so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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