what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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