He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
last night I used snow as a chaser
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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