guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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