hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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