a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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