U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
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that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
that is very illegal...i love you.
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