Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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