sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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