Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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