Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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