if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I lost the right to judge tonight
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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