You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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