I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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