Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I wanna passion pit in your ass
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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