i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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