One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
