Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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