went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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