apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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