i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
So much rum. So many feels.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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