When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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