what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
is that a dick in a sweater?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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