it's too hot outside to masturbate.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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