It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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