I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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