We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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