franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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