she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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