We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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