We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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