did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
if only i could text you this smell
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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