I heard we made out
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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