Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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