hotel room ftw
we have pet lesbian snakes
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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