I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Porn is love you can see.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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