He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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