i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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