the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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