took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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