I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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