i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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