last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I am available for nakedness
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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