My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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