We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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