We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
you will always have a special place in my vag
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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