So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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