i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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