i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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