you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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