maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
