Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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