porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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