We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
last night I used snow as a chaser
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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