I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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