made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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