dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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