I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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