that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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