You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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