I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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